I can't even begin to summarize all the despicable things that you and your cabinet have done to our country. You put both your fellow countrypeople and world citizens at great risk for an unacceptable amount of time in an unacceptable laundry list of ways. Your departure from this office means a better country for Americans and a better world.
And so, taking a cue from the excellent Iraqi journalist, but without an opportunity to do so in real life, I throw my virtual shoe at you:
Too bad I don't have the opportunity to throw a shoe at every single crappy member of your administration. Goodness knows I probably have enough pairs to do so.